101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes

[Source: http://www.therackup.com/2013/05/14/funny-knock-knock-jokes/]

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101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock… Who’s there? Little old lady… Little old lady who?… Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

2. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Interupting Cow. Interup… MOOOOO!

3. Knock knock… Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?

4. Knock knock… Who’s there? To… To who? To whom.

5. Knock Knock… Whos there? Alzheimer’s Patient. Alzheimer’s Patient who? Knock Knock.

6. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Tank… Tank who? You’re welcome

7. Knock knock… Who’s there? Cash… Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one.

8. Knock knock… Who’s there? Claire… Claire who? Claire the way, I’m coming through!

9. Knock knock… Who’s there? Yeah… Yeah who? Easy there cowboy!

10. Knock knock… Who’s there? Dwayne… Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

11. Knock knock… Who’s there? Doris… Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

12. Knock knock… Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock… Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock… Who’sthere? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

13. Knock knock… Who’s there? Nana… Nana who? Nana your business.

14. Knock knock… Who’s there? Lettuce… Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

15. Knock knock… Who’s there? A little old lady… A little old lady who? Oh! I didn’t know you could yodel.

16. Knock knock… Who’s there? Olive… Olive who? Olive you!

17. Knock knock… Who’s there? Owls… Owls who? Yes, yes they do.

18. Knock knock… Who’s there? Oink oink… Oink oink who? Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

19. Hey, do you think you will you remember me in a few minutes? Yes… Knock, knock… Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!

20. Knock knock… Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.

21. Knock knock… Who’s there? Annie… Annie who? Annie body home?

22. Knock knock… Who’s there? Madam… Madam who? Madam foot is caught in the door!

23. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Alex… Alex who? Alex the questions round here!

24. Knock knock… Who’s there? Etch… Etch who? Bless you!

25. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ivor… Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.

26. Knock knock… Who’s there? Kent… Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice?

27. Knock knock… Who’s there? Atch… Atch who? Bless you!

28. Knock knock… Who’s there? Isabel… Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock.

29. Knock knock… Who’s there? Boo!… Boo who? Don’t cry it’s only a joke!

30. Knock knock… Who’s there? Mary… Mary who? Mary me and I’ll love you forever!

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31. Knock knock… Who’s there? Luck… Luck who? Luck through the keyhole and you’ll find out!

32. Knock Knock… Who is there? Broken pencil… Broken pencil who? Ah never mind. its a pointless joke.

33. Knock knock… Who’s there? Viper… Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!

34. Knock knock… Who’s there? Dee… Dee who? Dee-licious cookies for sale!

35. Knock knock… Who’s there? Honey bee… Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a beer.

36. Knock knock… Who’s there? A herd… A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!

37. Knock knock… Who’s there? Repeat… Repeat who? Who Who!

38. Knock knock… Who’s there? Figs… Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

39. Knock knock… Who’s there? Agatha… Agatha who? Agatha toothache. Do you have an athpirin?

40. Knock knock… Who’s there? Keith… Keith who? Keith me, my thweet printh, but look out for my looth tooth

41. Knock knock… Who’s there? Amos… Amos who? A mosquito.

42. Knock knock… Who’s there? Otto… Otto who? Otto know. I think I’ve got amnesia.

43. I know a great knock knock joke… Ok, tell me… All right. You start… Ok, knock knock… Who’s there?

44. Knock knock… Who’s there? Baby Owl… Baby Owl who? Baby Owl buy you anything you want, just let me in! It’s freezing out here!

45. Knock knock… Who’s there? Sarah… Sarah who? Sa-rah phone in there can use?

46. Knock knock… Who’s there? Toby… Toby who? Toby or not to be. That is the question.

47. Knock knock… Who’s there? Justin… Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

48. Knock knock… Who’s there? Anudder… Anudder who? Anudder mosquito.

49. Knock knock… Who’s there? Usher… Usher who? Usher wish you would let me in!

50. Knock knock… Who’s there? Canoe… Canoe, who? Canoe come out and play?

51. Knock knock… Who’s there? Jess… Jess who? Jess me and my shadow.

52. Knock knock… Who’s there? Abbot… Abbot who? Abbot you don’t know who this is!

53. Knock knock… Who’s there? Alex… Alex who? Alex-plain later!

54. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ben… Ben who? Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

55. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ice cream… Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in

56. Knock knock… Who’s there? Radio… Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

57. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ima… Ima who? Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

58. Knock knock… Who’s there? Will… Will who? Will you open the door already?

59. Knock knock… Who’s there? Iowa… Iowa who? Iowa big apology to the owner of that blue car!

60. Knock knock… Who’s there? Noah… Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat?

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61. Knock knock… Who’s there? Two knee… Two knee who? Two-knee fish!

62. Knock knock… Who’s there? Pete… Pete who? Pete-za delivery guy!

63. Knock knock… Who’s there? Shelby… Shelby who? Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!

64. Knock knock… Who’s there? Dishes… Dishes who? Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!

65. Knock knock… Who’s there? Hawaii… Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?

66. Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange juice… Orange juice who? Orange juice going to let me in?

67. Knock knock… Who’s there? Knee? Knee who? Knee-d you even ask?

68. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ice cream soda! Ice cream soda who? ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME!

69. Knock knock… Who’s there? Closure… Closure who? Closure mouth when you’re eating!

70. Knock knock… Who’s there? Wendy… Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

71. Knock knock… Who’s there? Eskimo Christian Italian… Eskimo Christian Italian who? Eskimo Christian Italian no lies. (Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies)

72. Knock, knock… Who’s There? Woo… Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

73. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Dewey… Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?

74. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Radio… Radio who? Radio not here I come.

75. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Ken… Ken who? Ken you open the door, please?

76. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Wooden Shoe… Wooden Shoe who? Wooden Shoe like to know!?

77. Knock knock… Who’s there? Justin… Justin who? Justin time for dinner!

78. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Al… Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

79. Knock knock… Who’s there? Scott… Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you!

80. Knock knock… Who’s there? The Doctor… Doctor who? Exactly.

81. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Razor!… Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up!

82. Knock knock… Who’s there? The IRS. We are taking your house.

83. Knock knock… Who’s there? Anthem… Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!

84. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Arizona!… Arizona who? Listen buddy, Arizona room for one of us in this town!

85. Knock knock… Who’s there? Heart… Heart who? Heart to hear you, please speak louder!

86. Knock knock… Who’s there? Heidi… Heidi who? Heidi clare war on you.

87. Knock knock… Who’s there? Howl… Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?

88. Knock knock… Who’s there? Iran… Iran who? Iran over your mail box and garbage cans. Sorry bout that.

89. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze in charge round here?

90. Knock knock… Who’s there? Dumbbell… Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock.

91. Knock knock… Who’s there? Spain… Spain who? Spain to have to keep knocking on this door.

92. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Heaven… Heaven who? Heaven seen you in ages.

93. Knock knock… Who’s there? Tom Sawyer… Tom Sawyer who? I heard Tom Sawyer underwear.

94. Knock knock… Who’s there? Soup… Soup who? Superman. Duh!

95. Knock knock… Who’s there? Repeat… Repeat who? Who Who!

96. Knock Knock… Who’s there? B-4… B-4 who? Open the door B-4 I freeze to death!

97. Knock knock… Who’s there? Figs… Figs who? Figs the dang doorbell so I don’t have to keep knocking.

98. Knock knock… Who’s There? Nunya… Nunya Who? Nunya business. That’s who.

99. Knock knock… Who’s there? Tex… Tex who? Tex two to tango!

100. Knock knock… Who’s there? Nobel… Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked!

101. Knock knock… Who’s there? Spider… Spider who? In spider what everyone says, I kinda’ like you!

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#perlediunatraduttrice “Translation Wars”

IT: Voglio inaugurare il nuovo hashtag #perlediunatraduttrice con uno sketch-gioco di parole avvenuto ieri sera tra me e mia sorella.

EN: I want to celebrate the launch of the new hashtag #perlediunatraduttrice* telling you a play on words between my sister and me occurred last night.

ES: Para celebrar el lanzamiento de mi nuevo hashtag #perlediunatraduttrice** quiero contarles un juego de palabras que mi hermana y yo hicimos anoche.

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[ ITALIANO ]

[giocando ad indovinare le canzoni dalle clip musicali su sporcle.com]

K: (digitando la risposta) “The WAN who can’t be moved” […] “Non me lo prende!”

M: “AHAHAHAH! Hai scritto WAN, non MAN…”

K: “WAN come Obi-Wan.”

M: “Sì, è ‘Lo JEDI che non si spostava***‘!”

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[ ENGLISH ]

[playing “Guess the song/singer” listening to music clips from famous songs on sporcle.com]

K: (typing the answer) “The WAN who can’t be moved” […] “It says ‘wrong’!”

M: “HAHAHA! The word is MAN, not WAN…”

K: “WAN is for Obi-Wan.”

M: “Yep, ‘The JEDI who can’t be moved.”

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ESPAÑOL ]

[jugando al quiz “Adivina la canción/quién canta”, escuchando algunos fragmentos de canciones famosas en sporcle.com]

K: (escribiendo la respuesta) “The WAN who can’t be moved” […] “No me hace escribir!”

M: “AJAJAJ! Has escrito WAN, en lugar de MAN…”

K: “WAN, como Obi-Wan.”

M: “¡Sí!, es ‘El JEDI que no se puede mover’.”

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** #joyasdeunatraductora

*** [ndt.] la traduzione esatta è “che non può spostarsi/che non può essere spostato“.